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Who should join the WWE Bullet Club?.

One of the most controversial things that happened in the WWE Draft is that the split up the Club, which had seemingly been poised to become the next big thing in WWE. Now all three members of the Club are claiming the Club didnt split up.....it expanded, with Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows on Raw and AJ styles on Smackdown. But the thing is, 1 week after the draft.......theres been no hint of any expansion. In fact its starting to look like "expansion" was code for "justification for continuing the sell the brand new club shirt that debuted the week we broke them up because noone in WWE actually thought through the draft" What I'm getting at, is that, in order for this "expansion"  idea to look like anything other than a weak marketing ploy, The Club actually needs to expand...and soon. So with that in mind, here are several idea for new members of the Club 1) Finn Balor- RAW So most people know The Club actually got their start in J

WWE Mock Draft.

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So with the new WWE Brand Split just days away, it seems like everyone is doing a mock draft...so what the hell why not? Now for my mock draft I made a couple assumptions. 1) Just like the original brand split WWE will only do the first 10 or so live on air 2) Like the original, they will try to play it as a game of one upsmanship for the two commissioners. 3) The commissionors and not the yet unnamed General Managers will be doing the drafting. 4) Neither the Woman's or Tag divisions are currently strong enough to be split....so instead much like how the original draft started in 2002, the holders of those belts (New Day and Charlotte) will be able to appear on both shows....and to that end will be immune from the draft. 5) To that same end, while WWE will rather quickly introduce a second world title, for the moment they will need to keep their champion on both shows, so Dean Ambrose will also be excepted (also allowing them to run a free agent storyline with him once he l

Happy Belated Independence Day America

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So when I first started my other blog, I did histories of all the holidays...but somehow I missed July 4th. AKA Independence Day. Except its not really. So heres the story, way back in 1776 a bunch of well off and influential soon to be ex British subjects met to declare their independence from England. They finally got the document written up on July 4th, ALL of them signed the thing and they sent it off to King George, and told him to go fuck off (originally the wording had been SOD off, but they decided that sounded too British).  And of course the Ballsiest member of the group signed his name in huge letters, to the point that american slang for a signature is still "John Hancock" Now of course there is massive amounts of americana backing this up For example, inside the US capitol rotunda hangs this massive depiction of the event: its also on the back of a two dollar bill: Hell theirs the declaration of Independence itself: So I understand y